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The Curve

How do the ranks actually work?

Short version: everyone starts at 1500 points, then climbs or falls through thousands of simulated matchups.

Please read this in the spirit it's intended: a fun leaderboard, not a verdict. Teaching is hard, underpaid, often thankless work, and every professor on this site deserves real respect. This is a game built on public review data, nothing more.

Every professor and university starts at 1500 points, just like a brand new chess player. From there, we run thousands of simulated “matches” against random opponents. Who wins each one comes down to real RateMyProfessors data: mostly the average rating, plus a little credit for “would take again” (for professors) or reputation (for universities).

But we don't just trust a raw average. A perfect 5.0 from three reviews doesn't mean much, so we treat it with skepticism. A 4.8 from three hundred reviews is a much stronger signal, so we trust it almost completely. The more reviews behind a rating, the more weight it carries.

From there, the simulation plays out like a chess ladder. Win a match you were expected to win, and your points barely move. Pull off an upset, and they jump. Professors and schools with a long track record barely budge after any single result, since we already trust their number. Newer ones swing around more until the picture becomes clear.

The result: professors and universities that are consistently good, with plenty of reviews to back it up, rise to the top. A handful of lucky five-star reviews alone won't get you there.

Distribution of all 1,701,525 professor ELOs

9821,872

Distribution of all 4,855 university ELOs

1,1711,769

Professor ranks

RankELO floor
Emeritus1,721
Endowed Chair III1,638
Endowed Chair II1,609
Endowed Chair I1,590
Distinguished Professor III1,575
Distinguished Professor II1,563
Distinguished Professor I1,552
Professor III1,541
Professor II1,532
Professor I1,522
Associate Professor III1,513
Associate Professor II1,503
Associate Professor I1,493
Assistant Professor III1,483
Assistant Professor II1,472
Assistant Professor I1,459
Lecturer III1,445
Lecturer II1,429
Lecturer I1,407
Adjunct III1,376
Adjunct II1,324
Adjunct I982

University ranks

RankELO floor
Ivy League1,696
Elite III1,618
Elite II1,591
Elite I1,571
Distinguished III1,557
Distinguished II1,545
Distinguished I1,536
Renowned III1,527
Renowned II1,518
Renowned I1,510
National III1,503
National II1,494
National I1,486
State III1,479
State II1,470
State I1,461
Regional III1,452
Regional II1,441
Regional I1,427
Local III1,411
Local II1,386
Local I1,171

This leaderboard is built from a snapshot of RateMyProfessors data pulled in August 2026. Reviews keep coming in after that, so individual ranks may drift from what you'd see on RateMyProfessors today.